Sh*t I Do While Knitting

  • Ask what just happened in the movie.
  • Be a horrible co-pilot. (“We were supposed to turn left back there. Yeah, back there. Sorry ... But look how pretty! ... I'll just turn on Siri.)
  • Fly in a plane.
  • Pretend I’m listening to a complaining friend.
  • Listen to a podcast.
  • Wonder if knitting is good for my diet because I go for like 2 hours without eating a handful of Nestle’s chocolate chips. 
  • Wonder if shellac manicures are worth it.
  • Ride the metro and hold on to my ball of yarn for dear life hoping it won't roll through the MUCK that is public transit flooring.
  • Avoid eye contact with those on public transit that catch me watching them.
  • Try on half-finished, knit garments and go look at myself in the mirror.
  • Plan future knitting projects.
  • Drink wine.
  • Nuzzle my yarn like a kitten.
  • Ask if anyone needs help in the kitchen. Then quickly change topics.